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THEIR CUPS RUNNETH OVER…
So far, February has been a rough month in Italy.
Italy has been the third-hardest hit nation during the coronavirus outbreak.
And their already struggling economy is feeling the burn.
But at least things are looking up in one small village.
Thanks to a leak at Cellar Settecani Castelvetro winery, Lambrusco was flooding the water main. And flowing into sinks, tubs and outside spigots across the village.
Image Source: The Local Italy
While that’s great if you were headed to get a drink, it wasn’t so great if you wanted to shower or wash your hands.
As villagers figured out the nature of the mistake, they quickly started stockpiling the red bubbly for later consumption.
The winery has since fixed the leak and the water that turned into wine is just plain H2O again.
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