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Dear Bullets Fans,
Your Morning Bullets Afternoon Brief is here!
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LIEUTENANT DAN MAKES THE TOP 10
This two-legged hound dog is a top contender for this year’s battle to be the Cadbury Bunny.
His name is Lieutenant Dan and he has a leg up on the competition…
He already hops around on two legs most everywhere he goes!
Image Source: WKYC.com
While he’s absolutely adorable, the competition is fierce.
He’s up against “a pig, a llama, a duck, a hamster, a miniature horse, some cats and two other dogs.”
The winner will take home $5,000.
Good luck, Lieutenant Dan!
BILLIONS OF DEVICES. ONE ESSENTIAL COMPONENT.
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